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fuzz,

I bet she has a high school b/f at home that's never made it to second base. I still remember being 16/17 and wanting to be older but I didn't have her looks to work with, only the curiosity.

fuzzbuster, No tatoos on beautiful butts is all I said. I was not side stepping your idea about ID, I agree with you about that, just by a relocation of the tatoo to a better, more accesable place.

If the girl on the right really is 16, her parents should be ashamed of themselves. She is dressed way to whorish for her age. Also, if you really did make out with her... NIIICE!!!

Chaps, not lets fall out. To keep it simple, all females on reaching 18 must legally have a small butterfly tattooed onto the base of their spines. In some cases, a character from the tales of winnie the pooh can be tattooed onto the hip or buttock. Yes, that will work ;-)

FtCYP, (last time someone tatooed numbers on people was 1939-45)

That's true, and my grand dad had his name tatooed on his lsft arm before the D-day invasion, and none of those identity markings did them any harm.

Oldballs,

I don't appreciate your insults, as the subject of my original post was in answer to the subject of this thread. As the picture details, there are times when it would be good to have proof of a person's true age, even if you have lived such a sheltered life that you don't see the benefits of that knowledge.

Also, I see an additional need for some positive proof of a child's identity because that situation has hit pretty close to home. My wife's sister seperated from her husband in February 2003, in August of that year, her 28 month old son, Matthew was stolen from her home. With no proof what so ever, law enforcement classified this as a Family Abduction because her estranged husband, the non-custodial parent, could not be found. That may be true, or he could have been stolen and sold for adoption by someone else.

It's not necessary that you consult your zipper, but you could at least think before talking shit you don't understand.

I'm all for my 'barcoded backside ©' system. Just think, at the airport you just drop em and sit on a conveyor. You get scanned instead of the luggage!!!

Oldball,

Enlighten me please.

Children having a positive identification could only be seen as a bad thing by someone that has stolen a child or a man that tries to pick up underage girls. Are you one of those?

zeus, a magnetic bar code implant might work as well.

Holy shit, zeus, that's a great idea!!

Hmmmm. CrackTracker, you are kidding about this, aren't you???? Ahem....

A Lovers Lane Incident:

A cop was patrolling late one night in a well-known parking spot.

He spotted a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The officer carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He also notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused.

A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her .. what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

..............................................................

All the officer would need, is to look at her left foot..... SIMPLE !!

Maybe we could just tattoo a bar code onto each persons forehead, and then they just need to press their heads against the glass to get through airports and things.....;-)

Not at all kind sir.

That would give each child a positive identity, established at birth. If that child be kidnapped and relocated under a new name, any school, doctor, or law officer could determine it to be a stolen child.

Also, as an additional benefit, proof of any person's true age would be a simple matter.

According the FBI’s National Crime Information Center, police departments took 766,527 calls in 2006 to report a missing child. That's NOT BS.

No tatoos on such beautiful asses.

Tatoo girls and boys birth date on the bottom of the left foot, also their Social Security number. That would put a BIG dent in stolen children. >

276 69 7154

07 - 09 - 06

fuzz...you are embarrassing yourself. STFU.

Fuzz, I like sex as much as the next guy, but when ALL a relationship has going for it is the sex there is something wrong.

Hey fuzzbuster,

the whole pic and story are fake. The cars give it away. stfu loser.

Fuzz, like I said in a different thread; teen girls are nice to look at but not touch. I don't know how old you are but my current rule is not to date anyone that wasn't born prior to my graduation from high school. That would put them well over the 21 drinking age in the USA. I recently broke up with a girl who was still in her 20s, she was fun and willing in bed but that turned out to be the only real thing we had in common.

You know you're getting old when the music you listened to as a kid is now on the "Oldies" station.

If ever you meet another girl like this, and you think she may be too young - I'll fuck her.

Rule number one for me is the girl needs to be served alcohol in a bar or restaurant before I take her home for a little, um, pat and tickle.

Well, the five year olds will be glad to here that! ;)

Thanks for the offer but I already have ME.

The difference is the one on the right is hotter & less experienced! If you complain any more you deserve cancer.

How come the girl on the left is sat on a car that isn't for sale in North America and the girl on the right is sitting on a car only available in North America???