STORYTELLER (CAPTION CONTEST)

"I'm going to choke you larry... this time I'm really going to do it..."

"I want my damn teddy bear, NOW !"

Lumra's like this broke, you mothers.............

My thoughts exactly, Repub.

lol @ greggy

Nah, I'm serious! Sadaam has WMD's and they're this big!

(Ahh, he's so cute. Let's invade Iraq.)

My vote goes with All-your-bass' comment.

That crazy American pulled out a gun with a barrel this big.

Whatya all think of my new spray tan?

That is good AOP.

Bitches don't know bout my dibeeties!

Her boob was like this big, and I was all DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

It's fun to stay at the Y..................

"So I'm holding his skull and kneeing him in the head at the same time and...."