Teens eaten by satanists

The guy always bragged about being "The shit"... now he's not a liar.

Cannibals are people too, ya know.

No, of course not. It was more of a stab at SeaFox.

BA, It's entirely up to the eaters (stalkers) to create the opportunity, bait the trap, and set the mood.

You didn't think a beaver would just play dead, did'ja ?

Yeah, but how often do you get the chance?

Whats the big deal!? I eat women whenever I get the chance! ;p

I would hope that I would be well prepared, with fresh ingredients.

Sauce you say? Well, ♫I feel like Human Tonight, Human Tonight♫ XD

Ok, ok... but I think we really need to know what they've been eating to make a final decision. I think Condee would be far too gamey for my taste

two words W-o-T; Directly Proportional.

the higher the quality of the meat, the bloodier i'm gonna eat it...as soon as the quality decreases i need the shit to be on the fire for a while longer.

same concept goes for human meat; the hotter the specimen... ;D

but let's take a few examples from the menu;

Cassie = as is, blood and shit and all.

the two gals in the middle = medium done, thanks.

Condoleeza Rice = No thanks, i'm vegan (gay).

Do you think they used some sort of sauce?? I'm thinking something sweet and spicy with a little sesame oil in it... Medium Rare?? Is there a temp minimum on human flesh?? I'm guessing mid rare should be fine.

...that place where they live got to be fuckin' boring...so boring, in fact, that not even the easy scoring can make it any easier to cope with...i mean, you know, when you say russian-easy that's fuckin' easy...

They probably killed goth posers or emo kids. Why do we always have to look at the glass half-empty with cannibalistic satanists?

Can they come to my neighborhood and get rid of some of the children?

Probably not the first time the two near the center have been eaten..... ; p

This is just drivel... If they didn't find the bodies how do they know they were stabbed 666 times? And try imagining stabbing ANYTHING 666 times....this is another ridiculous story. Fiction.

Just because they're satan-worshipping cannibals doesn't mean they're evil.

I would eat them too -- LOSERS.

I just read the article. They didn't eat the hearts of the fresh girls and boy, yet dug up a corpse to eat it's heart. What a bunch of maroons.

SWEET!