Your comment came out of nowhere, as illustrated by this diagram.

The insane edition is funny, but I could take only 40 seconds of it! :D

Jumble sale on the 23rd!

Don't send me back t' dark place.

is this thing locked up again? :-/

How much is that bow wow in the Donkey? The one with the waggly tail!

Sorry!

*Cough* Donkey!!!

How much is that bow wow in the window? The one with the waggly tail!

You can have your fish, and you can have your chips, but you can't have me bow wow!!!

'And that's where we differ' said Carol.

Her name was Carol, so I laughed. 'My name is Carol too', I said!

Maybe tjp is having a sneeze....

Join the club.

I thought that was happening only on my end!

What's the deal with Lumra going in and out?

LOL zeus :D

WTF????????? If I sneezed during sex, Ms Zeus would go balistic! Look darling, I've just come in my hanky. Nope, wouldn't work....

I'll never blow my nose in public again! Everyone will think I'm a perv! ;D

I try zeus :)

Strange but true:

The nose contains erectile tissue very much like that in the penis. This can cause some men to sneeze a lot during or after sex. :)

You are one sick individual JC.....

I'm not cleaning that up! =S

A sneeze is when your nose orgasms.

Christ, about time!

I know, I'm watching you...

Lesson learned :)

Thanks for the info, Bo. All this time I've been trying to take the fork out of the cork! I'm so dumb :D

bellyfull, people would be able to embed code in to comments that could cause things to happen that aren't safe, such as automatically redirect the user to a dodgy site that would immediately install a virus. That's why you can't use html in comments :)

If that is still to technical, then let me explain in a simpler fashion. Html in comments make tjp and your computer cry!!! ;)

Take two bottles in to the shower? Not JC, I just like to wash and go.

What security reasons? I don't understand any of that shit.

tjp filters out html code for security reasons :/

haya, I think I know her too :D

she was kind of a mythological creature; monkey's face on a walrus' body.

Why doesn't Lumra accept html?

they will call you largissimo!

and was the voice of Pob!

He used to be in the mob!

and a crappy job!

He's got a small knob!

He's a fat blob!

His name is Bob!

I've spoken to two women today, around my age, and both have been impressed by my sewing/curtain skills!!! I've still got it!!! XD

Well, it's goingto attract someone! :)

I have a new mad skill... ...using a sewing machine to shorten some new curtains! If that doesn't attract the ladies nothing will! :)